stop waiting

12 things to stop waiting for in life

1 His first move.

2 The ginger martini and chocolate chip cookie diet—ain’t gonna happen.

3 A decent raise. Earn it, ask for it, get it.

4 That gorgeous gay guy to change his mind.

5 A sign to tell you what to do next.

6 A cellulite cure. Let’s worry about AIDS and cancer first.

7 Your ex to say he’s really sorry. Don’t worry—karma will get him in the end.

8 The bathroom to clean itself.

9 Monogamy to be easy (same goes for flossing).

10 New Year’s. Make the resolution today.

11 Your mother’s approval. If you’re happy, she will be too (eventually).

12 A man to change everything in your life. Change it yourself now—he’ll catch up with you later.

-Kimberley Bonnell & Pamela Redmond Satran, from Glamour September 2006

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